Red burn from the orange sun

Advice from Adventure Time (2/??)

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

(via imightbeahipter)

I’m trying to binge watch true blood and my fav character jut died so I’m not really in the emotional place to teach you how to give a bj rn

—An actual quote from my friend in the group message tonight (via imjustafuckedupkidd)

The Pokemon drinking game is my new favorite

The Pokemon drinking game is my new favorite

The beer fridge has been depleted

The beer fridge has been depleted